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Heather @heatherleanne
Heather @heatherleanne
Oh, well. That episode wasn't resolved at all. Nice. And by "nice," I mean "not at all." #DrWho #s1e4
Those aliens look like giant E.T. babies outside their human skins. If I were a little kid, I'd want a stuffed animal of one. #DrWho #s1e4
Those aliens look like they enjoy unzipping their faces as much as my dad enjoys unzipping his pants after eating at a buffet. #DrWho#s1e4
I feel like I should start a drinking game in which you waterfall your drink every time Rose closes her mouth. #DrWho #s1e4
Now that I've pointed out Rose's mouth breathing to @HipsterChuck, that's all he can see when he looks at her. I win. #DrWho #s1e4
Rose's mother may annoy me more with her dramatics than Rose does with her mouth breathing. That's a real feat. #DrWho #s1e4
Mickey may possibly be my favorite character on this show. He should have a spin-off show. Wait. Does he? #DrWho #s1e4
The new PM and his new cabinet of 2 people are tickling me with their giggling and farting. #DrWho #s1e4
Oh, wait. It's an episode of the Muppet Show. There's a tiny pig in a space suit. #DrWho #s1e4
Aw, man. The Doctor's done parked the TARDIS inside a storage closet that's on the other side of a room filled with military. #DrWho#s1e4
Maybe they're rotund b/c the aliens had to stuff themselves inside the people skin, so they wanted more room to stretch out. #DrWho #s1e4
I'm guessing that the new PM & those two other rotund individuals are pod people. Right here. I called it. #DrWho #s1e4
Bwahahaha. The new Prime Minister just farted on that aide. Fart jokes never get old. NEVER. #DrWho #s1e4
This episode is called "Aliens of London" and all I can think of are new lyrics for "Werewolves of London." #DrWho #s1e4
The Brits didn't need Big Ben, right? It's just there to be iconic and stuff. #DrWho #s1e4
Um, yeah. The Doctor is clearly 900 years too old for you, mouth breather. Stay away from @tdro's man candy. #DrWho #s1e4
That's what I get for trying to be good and eat right. #DrWho #s1e4
I'm being good & eating a pickle since it has no carbs while I'm watching #DrWho #s1e4 & of course it jizzed pickle juice all over my face.
DUN DUN DUN! Surprise, mouth breather! You've been gone a year.#DrWho #s1e4
Of all the places in time and space they could go and the Doctor spends all his time in damn London. #DrWho #s1e4
Oh, look. They're back in modern-day London. #DrWho #s1e4
And that was the story of #DrWho #s1e3. Now back to my regularly scheduled schoolwork.
Charlie Dickens! I know Rose looks like an 1860s prostitute,but that doesn't mean you can expect her to do the boom boom w/you.#DrWho #s1e3
Oh, Charlie Dickens. What an amazing Scrooge turn-around. Surprising no one ever. #DrWho #s1e3
Oh, Charlie Dickens. You yellow-bellied coward. I hope the zombie blue aura vomit gets you. #DrWho #s1e3
Um, the Doctor just told Rose if she doesn't like it, she can go home. How exactly is she going to get there from the 1860s? #DrWho #s1e3
Rose still looks like a prostitute. A sad half-orphan prostitute. #DrWho#s1e3
Of course zombies are good for business if you own a mortuary. They're dead. What a moron. #DrWho #s1e3
Those zombies just puked blue auras. What do you call bulimic zombies? #DrWho #s1e3
Mouthbreather 1860s Prostitute Rose: Are you alright? Zombie: Raaaaaaaar. #DrWho #s1e3
"The dead don't die on schedule!" - Crazy Charlie Dickens #DrWho#s1e3
Recap of the first half of this episode: Rose is a prostitute and Charlie Dickens is popular with the ladies. #DrWho #s1e3
"Nobody calls me Charlie." - Charles Dickens "The ladies do." - the Doctor Dayum, Charlie. Get it! #DrWho #s1e3
The Doctor is speaking too fast for me to understand what his tiny British mouth is saying to Charles Dickens. #DrWho #s1e3
"Very nice publicity stunt, Charles! You'll sell millions of your novella, A Christmas Carol, now!" - Dickens' PR rep #DrWho #s1e3
For someone who can go anywhere and anytime in history, the Doctor sure does stay in England a lot. #DrWho #s1e3
Nice pinky ring, Charles Dickens. Does that mean what I think it does? ::nudge:nudge::wink:wink:: #DrWho #s1e3
What a hussy. Loose hair, made up face, pants. Hussy. 1860 hussy.#DrWho #s1e3
In 1860, Rose would probably look like a prostitute. A mouthbreathing, pants wearing prostitute. #DrWho #s1e3
Zombies and aliens and body snatching. Are you sure I'm not watching season 2 of American Horror Story? #DrWho #s1e3
I don't think your grandmama is dead, dude. She's still breathing.#DrWho #s1e3
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