Monday, August 19, 2013

Season 1, Episode 8: Father's Day; or The One in Which I Marry a Burrito


  • And that was the end of the special Father's Day episode live tweeting of Stay classy, Twitter.
  • Mouth Breather needs to stop her time travel hopping so she can get her roots touched up.
  • And then all of the alien vampire mosquito bat cthulhu things died & so did Daddy Macklemore and the world was a happier place.
  • ::sad trombone:: You gotsta go, Daddy Macklemore. Gotsta go scenario, as would say.
  • It's the end of the world as we know it and Daddy Macklemore is the smartest man in the room.
  • And the Mouth Breather is still an idiot. Of course she does the one thing the Doctor made her swear multiple times not to do.
  • Damn. Daddy Macklemore is pretty astute for such a shitty person.
  • The TARDIS on the altar. How prophetic. The Doctor will save them all. Jesus and stuff. Blah blah blah.
  • Oh, cry me a river, Mouth Breather. How many more times is she going to ruin the world?
  • Poor Mickey. Mouth Breather just imprinted on 4-yr-old-him like a demented Stephenie Meyer character.
  • Or maybe it's just this smothered chicken burrito. We're still getting married. I hope &Pat Robertson don't mind.
  • Aw. The Doctor craves normalcy. Okay. I think I'm finally sold on this series. I love a good wounded anti-hero.
  • Aw. Daddy Macklemore is putting the puzzle pieces together.
  • I WAS RIGHT! It looks like an alien vampire mosquito bat cthulhu! And it's eating people whole.
  • Alien Vampire Mosquitos love the kids.
  • HAH! The Mouth Breather's mother asked her what she was doing standing there with her mouth wide open. Best. episode. ever.
  • Oh, snap. That was some straight Wizard of Oz music before the car disappeared. Dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuun!
  • Y'all. For real. I'm having a love affair with this burrito. Do you think Pat Robertson will care if I marry it? Or is it a duck situation?
  • What the what is attacking people? I feel like it's a cross between a giant mosquito and an alien vampire.
  • Who in the world has a purple door and a purple wall and another different colored purple wall?
  • YES! The Doctor is ripping Mouth Breather Rose a new one. Best day of my life.
  • Solar power and health goop in jugs. Daddy Macklemore has a future in the future!
  • And... Mouth Breather just probably ruined all of time because she has daddy issues. Great.
  • Oh, jeez. The Doctor needs to not be so enamored with mouth breathers.
  • would be so proud of Mouth Breather's eye makeup. Whoever's applying her mascara seems to have gotten it right for once.
  • Oh, Macklemore. Why don't you know mouth breather's mother's name? This is why there's so much divorce. Nobody knows nobody.
  • Maybe you need to download the upgraded version of Netflix that comes with a husband to drive to Taco Bell for you.
  • Mouth breather Rose's daddy looks like a balding Macklemore.
  • Doesn't have anything to do with , but that's okay, because me and this burrito got a thing going.
  • This smothered chicken burrito from Taco Bell is pretty baller. They gave me a spork, a fork, and a knife to eat it with.
    1. She's a bit like Kate on LOST, that mouth breather. Ruins everything. Oh, well. At least she doesn't climb trees.
    2. I think we have this conversation every time I watch Doctor Who.


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  • She's a bit like Kate on LOST, that mouth breather. Ruins everything. Oh, well. At least she doesn't climb trees.
  • Let's try this again. It's a very special "Father's Day" edition of Doctor Who in which the mouth breather ruins everything.
  • Wait a second. I've already live tweeted this damn episode. On to the next one.
  • And dude fainted. What a time traveling pansy.
  • Jazzy music and bubble sculptures. I love it already.
  • The Long Game, in which the mouth breather visits the Earth in the year 200,000. Will she still mouth breathe? Only she knows.
  • Yes, I'm aware it's not the 1st season, but that's the way Netflix has it labeled, so & it is.
  • Do do do do do do do do do do. Just in case you want to mute my hashtags for this, they'll be & .
  • According to , the last episode I LT was "WWIII," but I'm fairly certain I LT "Dalek,"so I'm going to "The Long Game."
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