Thursday, February 14, 2013

Season 1, Episode 5: World War III


    1. ::sigh:: Mickey, why are you letting Mouthbreather Rose cuckold you? You're way too adorable for that.  
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     I'm super willing to be on that team. 
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    Well, that's that. Momma Mouthbreather is still super annoying and Mickey is now willingly cuckolded. Nice, Dr. Who. Nice.  
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    ::sigh:: Mickey, why are you letting Mouthbreather Rose cuckold you? You're way too adorable for that.  
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      Ew. Momma Mouthbreather is wearing silver and gold jewelry. At once. On fingers right next to one another. Hashtag tacky. 
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       hashtag intentional
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     Hashtag bitches be tacky.
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      Oh, boo hoo. Why does the Doctor care so much about the mouthbreather?  
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       Because Rose is the best. By a wide margin.
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     In the meantime, if she'd breathe through her nose, I'd like her a lot more.
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     While I hold your opinion in generally high esteem, I'm going to put my response on hold because I only know one companion.
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    Don't you have a boyfriend, mouthbreather? Shouldn't he be the one focusing on meeting the parents?  
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    Seriously? You really want the Doctor to meet your mother? 
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    ...says the woman sitting on the couch in an Orange Mound hoodie and baby blue yoga pants.   
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    Ew. Momma Mouthbreather is wearing silver and gold jewelry. At once. On fingers right next to one another. Hashtag tacky. 
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      You is welcome. 
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    Oh, hey, look. The tiny wooden cabinet they all crawled into SURVIVED A FREAKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD. What a surprise. Jeez.  
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    Then again, I guess Dan Rather was a news anchor. And good old Walt.  
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    That newsanchor is super old to be a newsanchor. I thought they were all supposed to be new a shiny and botoxed up?  
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    Gross. Mickey and Momma Mouthbreather are still covered in farting alien goo.  
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    And why are these farting aliens so obsessed with being naked in front of their family members? Jeez. Alien nudists.  
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    Oh, boo hoo. Why does the Doctor care so much about the mouthbreather?  
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    Even farting aliens like Skittles. I should write ads for candy companies. Everyone would buy candy, then.  
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    Nice. The farting aliens are capitalists bent on destruction and really bad marketing.  
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      I'm okay with that. 
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    Bwahahaha! The farting ET baby aliens react to vinegar like the Wicked Witch does to water. Hashtag dead.  
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      Even the mouthbreather doesn't want to deal with her hysterical mother. That should tell you how annoying she is.  
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       Are you calling Rose ‘the mouth breather’? RUDE.
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     I think it's rude that she's a mouthbreather! 
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    I'm fairly certain the Doctor just called the Slitheens' planet Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  
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    I always knew cops weren't to be trusted. Freaking farting aliens. 
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     Fart, fart, fart. 
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    Even the mouthbreather doesn't want to deal with her hysterical mother. That should tell you how annoying she is.  
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    "I bought him a cup of coffee. I never even asked his name." What a whore.  
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     Farting aliens that are wearing people skins have taken over London.
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    Oh, yeah. The mouthbreather's mother annoys me. I blocked her out of my memory. For good reason. She's annoying.  
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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ::FLAIL::
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    Oh, Mickey... your sneaking around skills are sorely lacking. 
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    Oh. Slitheen. And it's not even their race. It's their surname. How prejudicial of you, Doctor. For shame!  
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    The Slitherin race!? Is that what happens when Draco graduates from Hogwarts!?  
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    That's a handy little unlocking gadget the Doctor has there. Is that this sonic screwdriver you all go on about all the time? 
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     My butt is denying me  !!! 
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    Ew. Seriously. These ET baby aliens are super horny. I'm more than a little disturbed.  
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    Aw, man. I leaned over to snag a piece of beef jerky and turned off the TV with my butt. Now I've got to start over.  
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    "I need to be naked!" "Your body is magnificent." These are some horny homoerotic farting aliens.  
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    Those are the fastest elevator doors I've ever seen.  
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    Hah. That Doctor. He's so cheeky and full of helpful advice for evil adversaries when he has a way out of a sticky situation. 
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    That ET baby is not being sweet. Someone should give him a time-out. And cut his nails. Claws. Whatever.  
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     Never ever. 
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    Wait. Are these ET babies the pig aliens that were farting? I forgot. Maybe I should have read over my last live-tweets.  
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     Merry Christmas! 
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     I'm glad. :) Some people don't, so I thought I'd be nice and give them the hashtags beforehand.   
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    Those recaps are really helpful when you watched the last episode three months ago.  
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    Joyous day. I can't wait to see those ET babies.  
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    I'm back, bitches. If I remember correctly, this is the second part of a multi-episode arc.  
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