Thursday, February 14, 2013

Season 1, Episode 4: Aliens of London

Heather@heatherleanne
@HipsterChuck just farted and screamed, "Oh, no! I'm an alien!"#DrWho #s1e4
Heather@heatherleanne
Oh, well. That episode wasn't resolved at all. Nice. And by "nice," I mean "not at all." #DrWho #s1e4

Those aliens look like giant E.T. babies outside their human skins. If I were a little kid, I'd want a stuffed animal of one. #DrWho #s1e4

Those aliens look like they enjoy unzipping their faces as much as my dad enjoys unzipping his pants after eating at a buffet. #DrWho#s1e4
I feel like I should start a drinking game in which you waterfall your drink every time Rose closes her mouth. #DrWho #s1e4
Now that I've pointed out Rose's mouth breathing to @HipsterChuck, that's all he can see when he looks at her. I win. #DrWho #s1e4
Rose's mother may annoy me more with her dramatics than Rose does with her mouth breathing. That's a real feat. #DrWho #s1e4
Mickey may possibly be my favorite character on this show. He should have a spin-off show. Wait. Does he? #DrWho #s1e4
The new PM and his new cabinet of 2 people are tickling me with their giggling and farting. #DrWho #s1e4
Oh, wait. It's an episode of the Muppet Show. There's a tiny pig in a space suit. #DrWho #s1e4
Aw, man. The Doctor's done parked the TARDIS inside a storage closet that's on the other side of a room filled with military. #DrWho#s1e4
Maybe they're rotund b/c the aliens had to stuff themselves inside the people skin, so they wanted more room to stretch out. #DrWho #s1e4
I'm guessing that the new PM & those two other rotund individuals are pod people. Right here. I called it. #DrWho #s1e4
Bwahahaha. The new Prime Minister just farted on that aide. Fart jokes never get old. NEVER. #DrWho #s1e4
This episode is called "Aliens of London" and all I can think of are new lyrics for "Werewolves of London." #DrWho #s1e4
The Brits didn't need Big Ben, right? It's just there to be iconic and stuff. #DrWho #s1e4
Um, yeah. The Doctor is clearly 900 years too old for you, mouth breather. Stay away from @tdro's man candy. #DrWho #s1e4
That's what I get for trying to be good and eat right. #DrWho #s1e4
I'm being good & eating a pickle since it has no carbs while I'm watching #DrWho #s1e4 & of course it jizzed pickle juice all over my face.
DUN DUN DUN! Surprise, mouth breather! You've been gone a year.#DrWho #s1e4
Of all the places in time and space they could go and the Doctor spends all his time in damn London. #DrWho #s1e4
Oh, look. They're back in modern-day London. #DrWho #s1e4
Time to LT some #DrWho #s1e4. Boom.

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